My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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