so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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