I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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