Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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