dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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