I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
