Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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