I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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