not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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