dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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