Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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