sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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