: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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