I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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