I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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