Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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