I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
