matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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