ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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