She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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