woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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