yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
someone owes me an orgasm
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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