just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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