at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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