i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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