bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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