I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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