But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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