Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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