But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
This house was built for laser tag.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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