Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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