Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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