some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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