She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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