hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize