hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
