Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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