I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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