so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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