i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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