that's an acceptable place to lick
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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