This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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