I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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