He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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