He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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