tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just found puke in my bra..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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