Im at strip club and am horny
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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