For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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