what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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