do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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