She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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