Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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