it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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