I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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