i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Randomize
