he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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